SADIST

SADIST

Close your eys and visualise pretty bunny and unicorn plucking flowers. They are dancing around gracefully. Suddenly a beautiful rainbow appeared and they both slide down the rainbow. They had so much fun that they didnt want to go home. But then they got kidnapped by Edward Cullen. "You have brought us a snack" said a guy. They fight and ended up in a yellow room. The unicorn and bunny save them and they lived happily ever after for 3 hours until Edward ate them.

Now open your eyes.

If you see this you are sick in the mind, PERVERT

If you see this you are a freaking SADIST

FYI. I DREW THIS WITH PAINT

THE ZEBRA SONG

THE ZEBRA SONG

If you listen to this 10 times you will turn RETARDED

HUMILIATION MOVIE

HUMILIATION MOVIE.
THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT EAGLES AND WHAT THEY ENJOY DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME, GOLF? TENNIS? OR JOGGING?
SEE MY lips move at the end

50 million people a day die of humiliation. Help save the world by turning of all electricity and wear lingerie.

SCANDAL

Today we will be talking about scandal, no Sandals. Does Benedict like Shi Ri, or Wen Kai. If you are curious follow these following steps.

1) Dipped your hand in curry.
2) Scream your neighbours surname.
3) Imagine that you wearing leggings.
4) Imagine you are diving into a swimming pool.
5) Buy carebear for someone you love.
6) Buy a bowl of Laksa from a vending machine

If you follow these steps, you will know the answer.
Is it............

Benedict and Shi Ri

OR

Benedict and Wen Kai

NOBODY KNOWS UNTIL TODAY.

Maybe this video can answer your questions.

Are Camel really Reptiles?
Can humans really count to a million?

Is the Kidney the biggest fruit living in your body?

TISSUE MOVIE

TISSUE MOVIE
YOU MAY WANT TO JUST LISTEN TO THE AUDIO AND IGNORE MY FACE.
WARNING VIEW DISCRETION IS ADVICE if you are under 12 years old turn of your computer and watch your lame BAKUGAN. If you are 17 years old you can get into a Junior College or a Polytechnic. If you have AIDS seek a veternarian, if youn are a Helicopter fly like a bird.

THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME.
AWESOMENESS COMES FROM THIS VIDEO.
VIDEO THAT ARE AWESOME ARE VIDEO LIKE THIS.
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A AWESOME VIDEO.
AWESOME IS A VIDEO LIKE THIS.
DRUGS IS GOOD.
AWESOME THINGS ARE THESE
take the 3rd letter of every sentence and you will realise it doesn't make sense at all.

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY WEIRD LOOK AND FIERCE EXPERIENCE, I DON'T CARE.

Guitar Heroes

I was at my good friend, Jake, house Playing the freaking awesome GUITAR HERO world tour.
I was on the drums while he was dancing with the microphone.
We are well train professionals so don't attempt to re-act our stunts as you will turn to Thumbs.
James Blunt will not be responsible for any injuries.

BEAT IT ( 1st attempt )

BEAT IT ( 2nd attempt )

Eye of the Tiger

Livin' on a Prayer

This is a video that is nice.
This is a nice video.
This video contain mature scenes like Hugging and Kissing and Skating.
This video was going to has nice contents.
I love to scream my own name whenever I step on grass.
I can tie my shoelace with Nitrogen.

Tissue

BATTLE FOR NARNIA

You may have heard the news recently that Indiana Jones is Gay but that is not what I am here to talk about, I am here to talk about The Battle For Narnia. A young man that was on drugs turn very high. He decided to run into the tigers cave and sing the latest song, I'm Yours. He was equip with a broom and a bucket helmet, he is a black belt karate kid. He died.

MTV live, The Recipe.

The Recipe a new 2 man band had just publish their new album, Obessesion For Pandas. Band consist of Thomas the Guitarist and vocals and Edison the pregnant bassist.

MTV Live.

American Cheese Cake Recipe

American Cheese Cake Recipe smellykidsProduction.

Please note that it this video might be extremely boring, if you are obese.

Fart 1


Smart 2



Please note that due to some technicle beakers attacking me and I did not bath today.
Sometimes I find myself in a cow costume drinking a pepsi light and punching a dead goose.
The brain is in fact the intestines. The intestines is in fact a mirror.

Benson and Edison Production line for toties

Love Quotes

This session of " ULRIKA IS LOVE " we will be talking about love quotes for your love ones.

Here is one from our lovely audience, Ulrika :
You are the Pi Shai ( milkshake ) in my nose.

Here is one from our lovely audience, Jezrika :
52013143344, this is my fax number, You are my fax number, without you I cant recieve my fax.

Here is one form our lovely audience, Claudia :
I have no love quotes, just like a love quote without it I can't help this show go on. Without my love I can't go on.

Here is one from our Lovely audience, Happy :
You are the algebra in my maths question, without it I can't pass my maths. My mum won't buy me a Choo Choo Train Tunic.

Here are some useful quotes to use with your love ones, your uncles, or even your neighbours ex-girlfriend's grandfather.
-You are the books in my bookshop, without you I can't earn. I am broke.
-You are the earpiece for my phone, without it I can't sing. I lost to Joel in a game of Hexic.
-You are the C702 in my bag, without it my bag is light.
-You are the Ezlink in my wallet, without you I can't go home, I am lost.
-You are my UNO buddy, with you I always win same goes to Hexic.
-You are the fingernails in my finger, without it I can't breathe.
-You are just smelly. Go Away.
-You are the buttons on my school uniform, without them I am naked.
-You are void deck on my HDB without it, I can't slack there.
-You are the seasoning in my cup noodles, without them I don't dance.
-You are the Clarinet player in my band, without you playing it is alright.
-You are sushi in Sakae Sushi, without them there is no Buffet.
-You are the GS ( Gay, Sissy ) in my netball team, without you we are Pure.
-You are the News in my newspapers, without you, I would'nt know the white tiger incident.
-You are the Cold in Cold Storage, without you it is Hot.
-You are the Choo Choo trians on my Tunic with out them, It will be only Tunic.
-You are the Tank Top in my house, without it my fish will die.

THANK YOU
YOU HAVE JUST WASTED 57 MINUTES.

Kidnap

Kidnap base on a true story. bunny walking in jeans

One evening, around 6 pm, Ulrika's band practice just ended. She had a really rough day and she had no mood to face her irritating siblings. Jezrika, a bitchy girl that enjoys sticking her fingers into jelly everyday. Tyrick a boy with disorder. he is unable to roll back his tongue. Not to forget her pet cat call BUNNY. She decided to walk around aimlessly until it was 9.
As she was WALKING she saw a nice F21 tube. She decided to sniff it and smell it. After 15 minutes she decided to walk home. Suddenly she felt a sharp pain on the back. The next thing she knew she black out.
When she walk up she realise she was IN the sewers. She look around and saw giant spiders folding JEANS. At that monent she realise she was kidnap by giant spiders. She started to panic, sweat roll down her check onto her beak. Her palm was sweaty and she started crying.
Meanwhile Joel the Red Ranger heard her cry. He followed her cry and it brought him to the nearby petrol staion, he bought some chicken pie and curry puff from Polar. then he continued his journey. For no reason he teleported right in front of Ulrika's face.
"I know you, you perform the curry-net at Paragon right?" Joel shouted
"Meow......." Ulrika meowed in a pityfull tone.
Joel rescued Ulrika and sent him home. Ulrika felt grateful and wants to treat Joel Lunch Badly.

Read the words in CAPS.

A little something from Jezrika

Read Each Sentence Out Loud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat

Read the 3rd word of every sentence.

Pictures I have taken at the Singapore Musuem

PICTURES I HAVE TAKEN AT THE SINGAPORE MUSUEM.

Face to Face Combat



Resting on Zhi Jie;s Hair



He is upset




R21, Nudity, Sexual Content



Pretty Womens

R21 Extreme Violence

Please note that these photos are photos that are taken by me on a camera and then uploaded into my blog by a camera that take picture of photos by me and uploaded by my camera on my blog by the phone when I took picture with it. RUN ON SENTENCE

A love story

A Love Story

Starring :
Jaslike premaniachakei, a amazingly attractive young lady from France. She came to Tibet to study Genetic Mass Media Engineering. Little did he know that she had a horrible hairy mole growing on her eyebrows.

Brandon, a half alien, half snail, half human. He came to Tibet to find her Aunt Veronica. Also to destroy an evil alien call Molsey.

Ulribushika, a mixture of urine and bullshit. These two mixture was combine with Chemical X to form Ulribushika. She is very attractive but bussy, very pretty but still bussy, very hot but still bussy.

Smelly, a magical stray cat found loitering block 31 of Mac-Person.

Impact Peach Mint, sugar free.

STORY BEGINS

Jaslike Premaniachakei's background is a picture of a beauty grass patch with a watery waterfall that fall. One fine and beautiful morning, the sun shine brilliantly on the surface of the pond. The birds fly gracefully and chirp beautifully. Suddenly a half naked old man started running to random people asking them, " Which would hurt less, being sad or scared? " Then the old man rub his belly and broke down.
[Sunday Morning in Paris]
"Mum, what if I don't fit in at the new school?" ask Jaslike.
"You would fit in perfectly, you are skinny" replied mum in great pain.
"So why do I have to bring so much Orange? ask Jaslike.
"You can squeeze orange juice into your eyes whenever you are bored. The burning sensation feels really good" replied mum while pinching her own armpit.
[Sunday afternoon at the airport]
"Bye mum, I will miss you." said Jaslike.
"Don't worry, here is the gun. Aim at my stomach and it won't miss. " replied mum while punching her handphone.
Jaslike left for Tibet.

After 17 hours the aeroplane transform into a Pony and it gallop all the way to Beijing. From there Jaslike takes a cab to Russia. Then she walk all the way to Tibet.
[Morning at Tibet airport]
Speakers : Welcome to Tibet terminal 427 belt 76. We hope you enjoy your ride. Do remember to sign up for our colouring contest at the booth on the road. Bye.
Jaslike walk around aimlessly, suddenly she knock into a young man call Brandon. Their eyes met and then started kissing each others Laguagge as a form of respect. They started walking and they arrive at The Unversity of Speech and Drama. Since than they never left each other because they love each other.
After months they decided to go steady. Something terrible happen. Jaslike got into a toy car accident. She injuried her toes. Brandon decided to doante his toes even though there wasnt a need to do so. After that they went to the nearby foo court to have lunch. They had a nice lunch so they decided to go back to their apartment to have fun, on the bed.
As soo as they got home they laid all the different kinds of powerpuff girl stuff toys of the bed and fight. Jaslike's hairy eyebrow poses her and now she turns evil. Brandon gave her a kiss and she felt much better.
They got married at a circle room.

At the other side of the world.

Ulribushika was walking around block 31 of Mac-Person. Suddenly she heard something.
"Meow" said smelly
"Meow meow meow" Ulribushika reacted
"Meow' said smely again
"Meow MEOW meow mii " Ulribushika responded retardedly.
They became to be good friends. They decided to go to gelare to half waffle ice-cream since it was tuesday. The shared the WEI. Suddenly it was the solar eclipse. An evil trousers came and attack Ulribushika. Ulribushika hid smelly under her bussy armpit hair. They fought violently and Ulribushika unleash the ultimate Bush attack. Ulribushika was chanting her family names. Generation of hairy people attack the trousers. Ulribushika felt weak after unleashing the power. Smelly look at her in the eyes. Then Jonas Brother came out no where and starting singing, WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN YOUR EYES. They kiss and suddenly smelly turn to a Super handsome boy call Jovishika. They got married in a Square Room.

Many years pass and both families decided to combine thier room to form a Diamond room. They live happily ever after, supper makes me fatter. They had hello kitty as their daughter and sunflower seeds as their son.

JOEL WROTE THIS.

A random song

Random Song
In these episode of starwars we will be investigating lards and gullets. I will be making random song from words give by Claudia, Jezrika and Ulrika. ( I personally arrange their names in alphabetical order.)

Random word from Claudia, Nipples.

Every human being has a pair of nipples.
When Sam jumps in the water, there will be ripples.
I happen to be very good with riddles.
Snow White likes to eat Apples.
We went to starbucks and drank snapples.





Random word from Jezrika, Chicken.

Whenever I see a chicken,
My whole immune system weaken.
When I walk on the streets I get beaten.
If you dont believe, it is written.
The 8 days, Straits time weekdays,
Sometimes even during holidays.
If thats the case, i should have a race.
Shit! I dunno how to tie my shoelace.




Random word from Ulrika, Meow.

My cat smelly, Meow.
Just like her name, she smell.
There was once she fell into the well.
And the ulcers in her mouth swell.
I went to school and there was bell.
It rang so loud that I fell.
I bought 3 carton of Gatsby Gel, and now its time to sell.
Now there is one last thing to tell.
My cat smells like hell.




BY JOEL, Not NOWELL

The Boy and the Bully

THE BOY AND THE BULLY.
Starring:
Kanza Iqbal, a monkey that was transform into a human and sent to Singapore as an undercover. He is trying to retrieve some information regarding Singapore's Education. Years pass and my brother and I found an air blender call Kanza. Despite his air blending skills, Kanza has lot to learn, but I believe Kanza can save the world. He is determine to win the Champion League Hopscotch together with Andrew and Sharon.

Joel Choo, a big bully with the power to freeze time, by doing that he can have a match of Bakugan with the little children at block 147 at Upper Changi Avenue Lane, Lorong G. He enjoys bullying anyone he see, even the Justice League. In these video he learnts the importance of friendship and teamwork with his fellow group members. Together, Joel and his group, The Red Hot Chilli Steppers can win the Double Dutch.

Ryan Dasalona, a timid young boy that doesnt even appear in the video, he is from Serangoon Junior Collenge. He enjoys picking flour-wers during his free time and also activate the main switch in the vault. He and his sidekick, Jerome will fight against the forces of Beavers.

Warning this movie contain gore and violent scenes. (V 35) AGE 35 AND ABOVE

The Boy and the Bully

We should shave,
whenever we misbehave.

An Amazing Story Part 2

An Amazing Story Part 2

It is time for the Evil team to get their prper training.
1) A evil name.
2) A evil slogan/catchy phrase.
3) Attire.
4)Proffesional Training.

It was time for their super evil name. After much consideration they decided to call themselves, The Mouse Crew. Secondly thing on the agenda was the Slogan. " Conquer the world, Don't be a girl " A catchy phrase, "it's time to swipe the kero" Next they plan to wear a Sarong and Boots whenever they fight against the good. Finally it was time for the intense training.
Training 1
Round around the garden like a teddy bear.
if you see a tiger pluck off all his hair.
Now run far away, till you see a chair.
Canada Califower.
Training 2
Read the 1st word of every page of, The Giver.
Memorise it and run to the nearest mountain.
Have a picnic with your primary school friends.
Buy a Ipod and give to Jezrika.
Training 3
Find a tree.
Negotiate with the tree.
Get an army of evil tree.

After months of intense training, It was time to kidnap the Car Family.

They arrived at the house. The polar bear man bash in through the door and shouted " Vote for Obama, Free the childrens, Friendship are like spaceship. "
After he shouted, they realise that they had slept already, So the evil force decided to go home to play with Lee Ying's Wii.
The next they, they went back to their house, this time, disguise as Bowls of Laksa. Since the Car Family was hungry they decided to eat them. Suddenly a Raging Bull came out of no where and starting singing to the dawn with Dawan. Beauty and Beast were very angry that they decided to attack little mermaid. Suddenly Claudia the camel shouted " Alluminium Hexagon !!" the room became totally silent. Mr and Mrs Fullen enter through the window and fell. They were injured but they didnt want to see the doctor. Adam started convincing them.
" You should go see a doctor. " Adam said with much concern.
" Judging from how fat you are, I wont listen to fat people, in fact I think I am allergic to you." Replied the The couple.
Adam got so upset that he wanted to leave them forever with Claudia the Camel. Suddenly a light appear from no where.
"Turn of the light, you are wasting the electricity. Go Eco, Its a Beautiful Lie. The light was coming from Adam's Stomach, he suddenly exploded and turn into a Population of bunny. Because of the power of the Bakugan Spirit, Adam became buuny. Ulrika decide to take care of itS till adam regain to his normal form. Ulrika decide to kiss all 37 Bunny for no reason. PERVERT.
"I think we should burn all they bunny and collect the ash. " Said tracy.
"I hate you I am going out to meet my friends" said Mr Tan.
"Doorbells and Cowbells" said Spinich_Fan1994.
After years of research Ulrika's Brother Merika turn Adam back into his original form. He became a extremely handsome boy, who likes wearing black skinnies, posser Mix Star slipper and oversize Polo Tees.
They married in a handphone pouch and had Rhino's for their babies.

WRITTEN BY JOEL.

An Amazing Story part 1

An Amazing Story

Starring
Adam, a ridiculously overweight man that spent his life in a nest with his foster parents, An ant and a bird.

Tracy, a computer genius that is undergoing intense research to find rare fossils. He believes that these fossils can form fuel to run his vacuum cleaner.

Jig-Saw, Tracy's pet gorilla. Able to combine with Tracy to form ApeMan

Mr and Mrs Fullen ( random people )

Polar Bear Man, A man that is dress in a Polar Bear outfit for years already.

Nancy, a retarded yet amazingly attractive young girl that goes around peeing at her neigbours doorstep.

The car family
Ulrika, a attractive young rabbit tamer.
Merika, a wise magician.
Irika, a self-centered boy.
Theyrika, a strong muscular chimpanzee.
Usrika, a strict military soldier missing in the Sahara Dessert
Werika, a girl with bladder problem.

Story Begins....

Adam lied on his bed with his toy Optimus Prime robot action figure.

"Why am I so fat, other boys who stay on nest with their ant and bird parents are not as fat as me....why" he thought.

"Adam ! dinner's ready."

Adam got out of bed and walk to the dining table. Suddnely a man with his jet pack fell from the sky and landed right infront of him. Adam shouted and continue walking to the dining table.
"Mum, why am I fat?" Adam ask.
"That is because your real parents were very huge marbles." replied mum.
"How did my real Mum and Dad die" Adam question her agian.
"Oh silly, they didnt die, the just didnt want you." replied mum again.
"So how do they look like?" Adam ask agian.
Mummy slam the spoon on the table and yell," Will you stop asking me stupid question and eat your god damn dinner! "
Adam kept quiet. Towards the end of the dinner, Adams dad suddenly jump on the table and started stripping. Adam and his mum got so excited that they decided to read the dictionary and ignore him.
"Adam, your parents look like nothing, they were so fat that they covered our eyes, I had never seen them but I have a picture of them. Mum said and pass the photo to Adam.
"What is this, it just a black piece of paper." Adam was confused.
"They were too fat that the picture can only hold their hair, I am sorry" Mum said in great happiness.


Suddenly when they look back they saw the man dancing along with Adam's dad.
"Who are you ? and what is the surface area on my tummy?" said Adam
"I am Tracy, I am a famous scientist testing on my jetpack/toaster but I landed here."
They all gathered on the dinning table and started confesing what they had done.
"I enjoy digging my belly button" said Adam and he broke into tears
"I am actually a virgin" said Tracy while slaping Adam's tummy.
"I stole our dinner from our neighbours" said Mum
"I just had dinner" said Dad
After the session of confession Adam made up his mind to go through some intense weight lossing course. With the help of his new friend Tracy impossible is nothing.

After fiftteen months Tracy finally managed to roll Adam to his Secret Base.

Tracy Base




When they arrived there they were attacked by The Polar Bear Man. He ran and gave Tracy a punch. At thay moment when everything seen to be gone. The Ulrika came to the rescue. Ulrika, the profeesional rabbit tamer transform to a Big Bunny. She ran over The Polar Bear man. He had no choice but to retreat. Ulrika transform back to her human form.
"Hi I am Ulrika, The prettiest girl in the whole wide bunny dimension. I failed my Maths."
"Hi I am Tracy and this is my thumb, you like my thumb?"
"Oh I love your thumb!" Ulrika exclaimed and started sucking his thumb.
"Hi I am Adam, I like to smell your hair."
"You are FAT, Friendly, Attractive, Tadpoles. Ulrika said and continue sucking Tracy's thumb"
"Hey why dont you come to my place, My brother, Merika can make you skinny, and skinny rhymths with Bunny.
The three person set of on their journey to Ulrika's house.



The Car Family
After rolling Adam for Years they finally reach Ulrika's house.

The Car Household


Before Ulrika rang the doorbell she broke the window and went into the house. Then she ran out the house and rang the doorbell.
"Welcome the my house, that is a blouse."
Adam saw :
Irika sitting alone in the corner talking to his carebear.
Theyrika playing hopscotch with a ballerina costume.
Usrika practicing his skipping.
Werika peeing together with Nancy.
Merika doing the ACES day dance.

"WHAT A GREAT FAMILY" Adam scream and he started poking everyone in the family accept Nancy.
At that moment, it was very obvious that Adam was in love with Nancy. Suddenly an evil Gingerbreadman came knocking at the door
"Excuse me can I have some eggs please?"
"NO, said ulrika as she types with the capslock on.
Because of that the Gingerbreadman decided to destroy them.
At that moment the car family decided to sleep in their formal outfits to prevent the spread of AIDS.

An Evil Plan

Gingerbreadman gather all his friends, mostly made up of stuff toys. There was the Blossom, Eeyore, The Ugly dolls and Dexter. Suddenly another two villians came. It was Snowman Man and Polar Bear Man.
"Okay since everyone was is here let us start the meeting." said Gingerbreadman.
"Wait wait wait!" said Snowman Man.
"Yes is there anything wrong?" ask Gingerbreadman
"Can I have more syrup in my tea please"
"WOOKAY, lets continue, firstly I would like to congratulate Blossom and Dexter, they are getting married soon. Secondly there is a great increase in oil recently so please turn of the lights after you leave the toilet. Lastly lets destroy the CAR family.
Super Evil Plan
1)Shave my toes.
2)Complete my holiday assignment.
3)Get some milk
4)Watch High School Musical
5)Kidnap the car family
6)Get a new F21 cardigan

Please stay tune for part 2

JOEL WROTE THIS STORY,DONT TELL ANYONE

Selling Post 2

SELLING POST 2

Money Plant
Bought for $17
Selling for $ 5

Bought it from a young lady at Bugis Street.
Able to bake

Potato Tree
Bought for $45.90
Selling for $25

Bought from my India.
Able to produce tomato in a short period of time

Red Whistle
Comes free with every goodie bag
Selling for $35

Able to produce sound.
Very irritating.

Two Pin Plug
Bought 2 for $6
Selling 1 for $6

You can use this to poke your friends



Pink Rubber Band

Ulrika give me
Selling for $250

Tie around your hand for no reason

A Comfy Chair
Bought for $45
Selling for $300

Able to hold up to 200kg

A Watch
Bought for $45
Selling for $19


Tells world time.


I do meet up at quite and deserted area.
No refunds.

Random Video

This are some random videos Kanza and I made when we were four years old.

This video is about Kanza and I, brave young warrior from a mystical island, so mystical that the island has no name.
He has protected the island for many years from evil demons.
Watch this video and you will believe.

Breaking Fast

This video is about 2 survivors from a war in Utopia where everything should be perfect.
They had escape by relying on each others special ability.
Michael, played by Kanza is a strong young Cheetah that has the ability to walk through tall grass. He likes stamps and chips
Victoria, played by Joel is a brave yet timid, strong yet weak, Orang Utan that can produce lime juice anytime he one.

Badminton

Please note that after the video you must brush your teeth.

Your Future Singers

Kanza And I are talented Singers that sing....BUT i play the guitar.

POO Song



If you gonna poo.
You gotta be true.
If you gonna drool
Drool on a table in school.



Pleas note that Robin can't shit after listening our singing


POO SONG






I have a friend to Afred, he smell good.

Year Ago

WARNING : VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVICE

Please note that this video has disgusting scenes.
Please make sure your parens is not behind you.
Please make sure that your hand is in your pocket to keep your hands warm.
I like to look at my I collect toenails


I found this video in the fish market..

Year Ago



I would like some more rice please.

A.K.A Production

AKA



A.K.A is also known as Amin, Kanza, Amir.
These 3 random people are the chosen one to eliminate all kinds of spider.
They are given special talents like ; Spelling, Counting and Galloping.


FALL FOR YOU

NINJA GLARE Armpit hair.

That is all

Selling Post

SELLING POST

Please note that some items might me very expensive

Inkless Uni-Ball Signo DX

Bought at $15
Selling at $10

Ulrika sold me this

Wet piece of Foolscap with Blue Ink

Bought at $39.90
Selling at $15

I made this item and sold it to myself

Empty Beautex Tissue
Bought at $25.90

Selling at $37

Bought from a Rhino from South Africa

Empty Coke Light

Found at Bus 14
Selling at $23

I found it

A pair of 50 cent coins

Bought at $45
Selling at $2

Bought from Alantis

Bubbly Wrapper
Comes free with fragile items
Selling at $4

Able to make "Prak" sounds
Warning : Very Addictive

Ancient Cactus
Bought at $500
Not selling

Bought from New Zealand for $500.

Able to stay still and not move.

Prawn Cracker

WARNING : VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVICE This video contains mature scenes like counting and floating

Please note that there is two attempts in making this video, fortunately both failed. Enjoy.


Prawn Cracker ( 1st attempt )

Prawn Cracker ( 2nd attempt )

Please note that :

I don't dance.

I know you can.

Not a chance,

No If I could do this well you could do that.

But I don't dance.

Hit it out of the park!

I don't dance.

I say you can.

There's not a chance.

Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

I don't dance, no.

(Lilo and Stich is the brand of a cream to remove pimple)

Our Holiday Plans

OUR HOLIDAY PLANS I like Fans

KANZA BANZA BONANZA Ting Tong

Name : Kanza Banza Bonanza A.K.A Eddie
Sex : Unknown
Age : 37
Birth Date : 34/5/1800
Bust Size : 36 A , 66 , 87
Favourite Planet : Jupitar
Favourite Battery Brand : Levis

Neighbours Pet Name : Matthew

Kanza's Plan :

I plan to plant some plants on my backyard even though I stay at HDB. As the Adidas slogan says " Imposible in Nothing ". I plan to travel to all corners of Singapore to stare at it, hopefully an Elf will appear. Also I would like pursue my dream of being a princess.



JOEL BOWEL NOWELL gorilla

Name : Joel Bowel Nowell
Sex : Pertunative
Age : 5 and 1/4
Birth Date : Last Month

Bust Size : 56 C , 24 , 12
Favourite Style of Movement : Hovering
Favourite thing to do : Staring at Elderly's wrinkle

Cousins Ex-Boyfriend's Uncle's Name : Veronica

Joel's Plan :

I plan to collect scalp fron old people and sell my collection to Victoria. I plan to work as a part-time Secret agent for SPCA ( Singapore Practicle Collecting Ankles ). I will spent the money earn on a key chains design like Hippos. I also plan to rub my elbows on the wall till it turns red, this way I can travel to Suntec City by bus.

Please note that this contain extreme random-ness if you can't take it, ask a weight lifter to do it,

Interview

WARNING : VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVICE

This video is about interviewing a 16 year old call Shaq. He study in Peng Fan. His occupation is DINOSAUR MAN.


Interviewing Shaq

Please note that Kanza has the balls to interview random people.
Monkeys are species of the snail family.
Chicago is a place where the tooth fairies gather to compare the teeths they collected.
October is a name of a fruit.

How To Lose Your Virgin

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This video provide information on how to lose your virgin. Please note that stunts perform are by professionals and possers.



How To Lose Your Virgin

Please note that the human Digestive Organ consist of earpiece and marbles.

A Good Passenger

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This documentery is about how animals reproduce with their limbs. Please not that this video is not suitable for all ages, if you are 12 and below please turn of your computer and lie to your mum that the computers spoil.




A Good Passenger





Please note that the video is taken in Sweden

The bus 14 you never knew

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The bus 14 you never knew
because it is new
and it also run on fuel

Please note that Kanza and I are from France so your english is not good, also we actually video this video with a radio.

A model pupil

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A model Pupil







please note that we enjoy buying batteries for no reason, we also panic when we see plastic material.

The Retardico

THE RETARDICO

The Retardico, consist of Kanza, Joel, Robin, Zhi Jie.
These four talented and retarded people's

objective is to became famous people, in other words we enjoy counting trees along Bedok Reservior.

R- Random
E- Elective modules
T- Ten cent coins
A- Algebra
R- Relying on teachers notes
D- Dictionary
I - Interviewing
C- Calculator
O- Ovulation

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