Love Quotes

This session of " ULRIKA IS LOVE " we will be talking about love quotes for your love ones.

Here is one from our lovely audience, Ulrika :
You are the Pi Shai ( milkshake ) in my nose.

Here is one from our lovely audience, Jezrika :
52013143344, this is my fax number, You are my fax number, without you I cant recieve my fax.

Here is one form our lovely audience, Claudia :
I have no love quotes, just like a love quote without it I can't help this show go on. Without my love I can't go on.

Here is one from our Lovely audience, Happy :
You are the algebra in my maths question, without it I can't pass my maths. My mum won't buy me a Choo Choo Train Tunic.

Here are some useful quotes to use with your love ones, your uncles, or even your neighbours ex-girlfriend's grandfather.
-You are the books in my bookshop, without you I can't earn. I am broke.
-You are the earpiece for my phone, without it I can't sing. I lost to Joel in a game of Hexic.
-You are the C702 in my bag, without it my bag is light.
-You are the Ezlink in my wallet, without you I can't go home, I am lost.
-You are my UNO buddy, with you I always win same goes to Hexic.
-You are the fingernails in my finger, without it I can't breathe.
-You are just smelly. Go Away.
-You are the buttons on my school uniform, without them I am naked.
-You are void deck on my HDB without it, I can't slack there.
-You are the seasoning in my cup noodles, without them I don't dance.
-You are the Clarinet player in my band, without you playing it is alright.
-You are sushi in Sakae Sushi, without them there is no Buffet.
-You are the GS ( Gay, Sissy ) in my netball team, without you we are Pure.
-You are the News in my newspapers, without you, I would'nt know the white tiger incident.
-You are the Cold in Cold Storage, without you it is Hot.
-You are the Choo Choo trians on my Tunic with out them, It will be only Tunic.
-You are the Tank Top in my house, without it my fish will die.

THANK YOU
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