Sunday, December 21, 2008

SADIST

SADIST

Close your eys and visualise pretty bunny and unicorn plucking flowers. They are dancing around gracefully. Suddenly a beautiful rainbow appeared and they both slide down the rainbow. They had so much fun that they didnt want to go home. But then they got kidnapped by Edward Cullen. "You have brought us a snack" said a guy. They fight and ended up in a yellow room. The unicorn and bunny save them and they lived happily ever after for 3 hours until Edward ate them.
Now open your eyes.

If you see this you are sick in the mind, PERVERT
If you see this you are a freaking SADIST

FYI. I DREW THIS WITH PAINT


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

THE ZEBRA SONG

THE ZEBRA SONG

If you listen to this 10 times you will turn RETARDED

HUMILIATION MOVIE

HUMILIATION MOVIE.
THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT EAGLES AND WHAT THEY ENJOY DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME, GOLF? TENNIS? OR JOGGING?
SEE MY lips move at the end

50 million people a day die of humiliation. Help save the world by turning of all electricity and wear lingerie.

SCANDAL

Today we will be talking about scandal, no Sandals. Does Benedict like Shi Ri, or Wen Kai. If you are curious follow these following steps.

1) Dipped your hand in curry.
2) Scream your neighbours surname.
3) Imagine that you wearing leggings.
4) Imagine you are diving into a swimming pool.
5) Buy carebear for someone you love.
6) Buy a bowl of Laksa from a vending machine

If you follow these steps, you will know the answer.
Is it............
Benedict and Shi Ri









OR
Benedict and Wen Kai









NOBODY KNOWS UNTIL TODAY.
Maybe this video can answer your questions.
Are Camel really Reptiles?
Can humans really count to a million?
Is the Kidney the biggest fruit living in your body?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

TISSUE MOVIE

TISSUE MOVIE
YOU MAY WANT TO JUST LISTEN TO THE AUDIO AND IGNORE MY FACE.
WARNING VIEW DISCRETION IS ADVICE if you are under 12 years old turn of your computer and watch your lame BAKUGAN. If you are 17 years old you can get into a Junior College or a Polytechnic. If you have AIDS seek a veternarian, if youn are a Helicopter fly like a bird.



THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME.
AWESOMENESS COMES FROM THIS VIDEO.
VIDEO THAT ARE AWESOME ARE VIDEO LIKE THIS.
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A AWESOME VIDEO.
AWESOME IS A VIDEO LIKE THIS.
DRUGS IS GOOD.
AWESOME THINGS ARE THESE
take the 3rd letter of every sentence and you will realise it doesn't make sense at all.

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY WEIRD LOOK AND FIERCE EXPERIENCE, I DON'T CARE.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Guitar Heroes

I was at my good friend, Jake, house Playing the freaking awesome GUITAR HERO world tour.
I was on the drums while he was dancing with the microphone.
We are well train professionals so don't attempt to re-act our stunts as you will turn to Thumbs.
James Blunt will not be responsible for any injuries.

BEAT IT ( 1st attempt )



BEAT IT ( 2nd attempt )

Eye of the Tiger

Livin' on a Prayer

This is a video that is nice.
This is a nice video.
This video contain mature scenes like Hugging and Kissing and Skating.
This video was going to has nice contents.
I love to scream my own name whenever I step on grass.
I can tie my shoelace with Nitrogen.