Our Holiday Plans

OUR HOLIDAY PLANS I like Fans

KANZA BANZA BONANZA Ting Tong

Name : Kanza Banza Bonanza A.K.A Eddie
Sex : Unknown
Age : 37
Birth Date : 34/5/1800
Bust Size : 36 A , 66 , 87
Favourite Planet : Jupitar
Favourite Battery Brand : Levis

Neighbours Pet Name : Matthew

Kanza's Plan :

I plan to plant some plants on my backyard even though I stay at HDB. As the Adidas slogan says " Imposible in Nothing ". I plan to travel to all corners of Singapore to stare at it, hopefully an Elf will appear. Also I would like pursue my dream of being a princess.



JOEL BOWEL NOWELL gorilla

Name : Joel Bowel Nowell
Sex : Pertunative
Age : 5 and 1/4
Birth Date : Last Month

Bust Size : 56 C , 24 , 12
Favourite Style of Movement : Hovering
Favourite thing to do : Staring at Elderly's wrinkle

Cousins Ex-Boyfriend's Uncle's Name : Veronica

Joel's Plan :

I plan to collect scalp fron old people and sell my collection to Victoria. I plan to work as a part-time Secret agent for SPCA ( Singapore Practicle Collecting Ankles ). I will spent the money earn on a key chains design like Hippos. I also plan to rub my elbows on the wall till it turns red, this way I can travel to Suntec City by bus.

Please note that this contain extreme random-ness if you can't take it, ask a weight lifter to do it,