A love story

A Love Story

Starring :
Jaslike premaniachakei, a amazingly attractive young lady from France. She came to Tibet to study Genetic Mass Media Engineering. Little did he know that she had a horrible hairy mole growing on her eyebrows.

Brandon, a half alien, half snail, half human. He came to Tibet to find her Aunt Veronica. Also to destroy an evil alien call Molsey.

Ulribushika, a mixture of urine and bullshit. These two mixture was combine with Chemical X to form Ulribushika. She is very attractive but bussy, very pretty but still bussy, very hot but still bussy.

Smelly, a magical stray cat found loitering block 31 of Mac-Person.

Impact Peach Mint, sugar free.

STORY BEGINS

Jaslike Premaniachakei's background is a picture of a beauty grass patch with a watery waterfall that fall. One fine and beautiful morning, the sun shine brilliantly on the surface of the pond. The birds fly gracefully and chirp beautifully. Suddenly a half naked old man started running to random people asking them, " Which would hurt less, being sad or scared? " Then the old man rub his belly and broke down.
[Sunday Morning in Paris]
"Mum, what if I don't fit in at the new school?" ask Jaslike.
"You would fit in perfectly, you are skinny" replied mum in great pain.
"So why do I have to bring so much Orange? ask Jaslike.
"You can squeeze orange juice into your eyes whenever you are bored. The burning sensation feels really good" replied mum while pinching her own armpit.
[Sunday afternoon at the airport]
"Bye mum, I will miss you." said Jaslike.
"Don't worry, here is the gun. Aim at my stomach and it won't miss. " replied mum while punching her handphone.
Jaslike left for Tibet.

After 17 hours the aeroplane transform into a Pony and it gallop all the way to Beijing. From there Jaslike takes a cab to Russia. Then she walk all the way to Tibet.
[Morning at Tibet airport]
Speakers : Welcome to Tibet terminal 427 belt 76. We hope you enjoy your ride. Do remember to sign up for our colouring contest at the booth on the road. Bye.
Jaslike walk around aimlessly, suddenly she knock into a young man call Brandon. Their eyes met and then started kissing each others Laguagge as a form of respect. They started walking and they arrive at The Unversity of Speech and Drama. Since than they never left each other because they love each other.
After months they decided to go steady. Something terrible happen. Jaslike got into a toy car accident. She injuried her toes. Brandon decided to doante his toes even though there wasnt a need to do so. After that they went to the nearby foo court to have lunch. They had a nice lunch so they decided to go back to their apartment to have fun, on the bed.
As soo as they got home they laid all the different kinds of powerpuff girl stuff toys of the bed and fight. Jaslike's hairy eyebrow poses her and now she turns evil. Brandon gave her a kiss and she felt much better.
They got married at a circle room.

At the other side of the world.

Ulribushika was walking around block 31 of Mac-Person. Suddenly she heard something.
"Meow" said smelly
"Meow meow meow" Ulribushika reacted
"Meow' said smely again
"Meow MEOW meow mii " Ulribushika responded retardedly.
They became to be good friends. They decided to go to gelare to half waffle ice-cream since it was tuesday. The shared the WEI. Suddenly it was the solar eclipse. An evil trousers came and attack Ulribushika. Ulribushika hid smelly under her bussy armpit hair. They fought violently and Ulribushika unleash the ultimate Bush attack. Ulribushika was chanting her family names. Generation of hairy people attack the trousers. Ulribushika felt weak after unleashing the power. Smelly look at her in the eyes. Then Jonas Brother came out no where and starting singing, WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN YOUR EYES. They kiss and suddenly smelly turn to a Super handsome boy call Jovishika. They got married in a Square Room.

Many years pass and both families decided to combine thier room to form a Diamond room. They live happily ever after, supper makes me fatter. They had hello kitty as their daughter and sunflower seeds as their son.

JOEL WROTE THIS.