Starring
Adam, a ridiculously overweight man that spent his life in a nest with his foster parents, An ant and a bird.
Tracy, a computer genius that is undergoing intense research to find rare fossils. He believes that these fossils can form fuel to run his vacuum cleaner.
Jig-Saw, Tracy's pet gorilla. Able to combine with Tracy to form ApeMan
Mr and Mrs Fullen ( random people )
Polar Bear Man, A man that is dress in a Polar Bear outfit for years already.
Nancy, a retarded yet amazingly attractive young girl that goes around peeing at her neigbours doorstep.
The car family
Ulrika, a attractive young rabbit tamer.
Merika, a wise magician.
Irika, a self-centered boy.
Theyrika, a strong muscular chimpanzee.
Usrika, a strict military soldier missing in the Sahara Dessert
Werika, a girl with bladder problem.
Story Begins....
Adam lied on his bed with his toy Optimus Prime robot action figure.
"Why am I so fat, other boys who stay on nest with their ant and bird parents are not as fat as me....why" he thought.
"Adam ! dinner's ready."
Adam got out of bed and walk to the dining table. Suddnely a man with his jet pack fell from the sky and landed right infront of him. Adam shouted and continue walking to the dining table.
"Mum, why am I fat?" Adam ask.
"That is because your real parents were very huge marbles." replied mum.
"How did my real Mum and Dad die" Adam question her agian.
"Oh silly, they didnt die, the just didnt want you." replied mum again.
"So how do they look like?" Adam ask agian.
Mummy slam the spoon on the table and yell," Will you stop asking me stupid question and eat your god damn dinner! "
Adam kept quiet. Towards the end of the dinner, Adams dad suddenly jump on the table and started stripping. Adam and his mum got so excited that they decided to read the dictionary and ignore him.
"Adam, your parents look like nothing, they were so fat that they covered our eyes, I had never seen them but I have a picture of them. Mum said and pass the photo to Adam.
"What is this, it just a black piece of paper." Adam was confused.
"They were too fat that the picture can only hold their hair, I am sorry" Mum said in great happiness.
Suddenly when they look back they saw the man dancing along with Adam's dad.
"Who are you ? and what is the surface area on my tummy?" said Adam
"I am Tracy, I am a famous scientist testing on my jetpack/toaster but I landed here."
They all gathered on the dinning table and started confesing what they had done.
"I enjoy digging my belly button" said Adam and he broke into tears
"I am actually a virgin" said Tracy while slaping Adam's tummy.
"I stole our dinner from our neighbours" said Mum
"I just had dinner" said Dad
After the session of confession Adam made up his mind to go through some intense weight lossing course. With the help of his new friend Tracy impossible is nothing.
After fiftteen months Tracy finally managed to roll Adam to his Secret Base.
Tracy Base
When they arrived there they were attacked by The Polar Bear Man. He ran and gave Tracy a punch. At thay moment when everything seen to be gone. The Ulrika came to the rescue. Ulrika, the profeesional rabbit tamer transform to a Big Bunny. She ran over The Polar Bear man. He had no choice but to retreat. Ulrika transform back to her human form.
"Hi I am Ulrika, The prettiest girl in the whole wide bunny dimension. I failed my Maths."
"Hi I am Tracy and this is my thumb, you like my thumb?"
"Oh I love your thumb!" Ulrika exclaimed and started sucking his thumb.
"Hi I am Adam, I like to smell your hair."
"You are FAT, Friendly, Attractive, Tadpoles. Ulrika said and continue sucking Tracy's thumb"
"Hey why dont you come to my place, My brother, Merika can make you skinny, and skinny rhymths with Bunny.
The three person set of on their journey to Ulrika's house.
The Car Family
After rolling Adam for Years they finally reach Ulrika's house.
The Car Household
Before Ulrika rang the doorbell she broke the window and went into the house. Then she ran out the house and rang the doorbell.
"Welcome the my house, that is a blouse."
Adam saw :
Irika sitting alone in the corner talking to his carebear.
Theyrika playing hopscotch with a ballerina costume.
Usrika practicing his skipping.
Werika peeing together with Nancy.
Merika doing the ACES day dance.
"WHAT A GREAT FAMILY" Adam scream and he started poking everyone in the family accept Nancy.
At that moment, it was very obvious that Adam was in love with Nancy. Suddenly an evil Gingerbreadman came knocking at the door
"Excuse me can I have some eggs please?"
"NO, said ulrika as she types with the capslock on.
Because of that the Gingerbreadman decided to destroy them.
At that moment the car family decided to sleep in their formal outfits to prevent the spread of AIDS.
An Evil Plan
Gingerbreadman gather all his friends, mostly made up of stuff toys. There was the Blossom, Eeyore, The Ugly dolls and Dexter. Suddenly another two villians came. It was Snowman Man and Polar Bear Man.
"Okay since everyone was is here let us start the meeting." said Gingerbreadman.
"Wait wait wait!" said Snowman Man.
"Yes is there anything wrong?" ask Gingerbreadman
"Can I have more syrup in my tea please"
"WOOKAY, lets continue, firstly I would like to congratulate Blossom and Dexter, they are getting married soon. Secondly there is a great increase in oil recently so please turn of the lights after you leave the toilet. Lastly lets destroy the CAR family.
Super Evil Plan
1)Shave my toes.
2)Complete my holiday assignment.
3)Get some milk
4)Watch High School Musical
5)Kidnap the car family
6)Get a new F21 cardigan
JOEL WROTE THIS STORY,DONT TELL ANYONE
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