Prawn Cracker

WARNING : VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVICE This video contains mature scenes like counting and floating

Please note that there is two attempts in making this video, fortunately both failed. Enjoy.


Prawn Cracker ( 1st attempt )

Prawn Cracker ( 2nd attempt )

Please note that :

I don't dance.

I know you can.

Not a chance,

No If I could do this well you could do that.

But I don't dance.

Hit it out of the park!

I don't dance.

I say you can.

There's not a chance.

Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

I don't dance, no.

(Lilo and Stich is the brand of a cream to remove pimple)

Our Holiday Plans

OUR HOLIDAY PLANS I like Fans

KANZA BANZA BONANZA Ting Tong

Name : Kanza Banza Bonanza A.K.A Eddie
Sex : Unknown
Age : 37
Birth Date : 34/5/1800
Bust Size : 36 A , 66 , 87
Favourite Planet : Jupitar
Favourite Battery Brand : Levis

Neighbours Pet Name : Matthew

Kanza's Plan :

I plan to plant some plants on my backyard even though I stay at HDB. As the Adidas slogan says " Imposible in Nothing ". I plan to travel to all corners of Singapore to stare at it, hopefully an Elf will appear. Also I would like pursue my dream of being a princess.



JOEL BOWEL NOWELL gorilla

Name : Joel Bowel Nowell
Sex : Pertunative
Age : 5 and 1/4
Birth Date : Last Month

Bust Size : 56 C , 24 , 12
Favourite Style of Movement : Hovering
Favourite thing to do : Staring at Elderly's wrinkle

Cousins Ex-Boyfriend's Uncle's Name : Veronica

Joel's Plan :

I plan to collect scalp fron old people and sell my collection to Victoria. I plan to work as a part-time Secret agent for SPCA ( Singapore Practicle Collecting Ankles ). I will spent the money earn on a key chains design like Hippos. I also plan to rub my elbows on the wall till it turns red, this way I can travel to Suntec City by bus.

Please note that this contain extreme random-ness if you can't take it, ask a weight lifter to do it,

Interview

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This video is about interviewing a 16 year old call Shaq. He study in Peng Fan. His occupation is DINOSAUR MAN.


Interviewing Shaq

Please note that Kanza has the balls to interview random people.
Monkeys are species of the snail family.
Chicago is a place where the tooth fairies gather to compare the teeths they collected.
October is a name of a fruit.

How To Lose Your Virgin

WARNING : VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVICE and we like rice



This video provide information on how to lose your virgin. Please note that stunts perform are by professionals and possers.



How To Lose Your Virgin

Please note that the human Digestive Organ consist of earpiece and marbles.

A Good Passenger

WARNING : VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVICE Bunny!!!


This documentery is about how animals reproduce with their limbs. Please not that this video is not suitable for all ages, if you are 12 and below please turn of your computer and lie to your mum that the computers spoil.




A Good Passenger





Please note that the video is taken in Sweden

The bus 14 you never knew

WARNING : VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVICE but who cares


The bus 14 you never knew
because it is new
and it also run on fuel

Please note that Kanza and I are from France so your english is not good, also we actually video this video with a radio.

A model pupil

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A model Pupil







please note that we enjoy buying batteries for no reason, we also panic when we see plastic material.

The Retardico

THE RETARDICO

The Retardico, consist of Kanza, Joel, Robin, Zhi Jie.
These four talented and retarded people's

objective is to became famous people, in other words we enjoy counting trees along Bedok Reservior.

R- Random
E- Elective modules
T- Ten cent coins
A- Algebra
R- Relying on teachers notes
D- Dictionary
I - Interviewing
C- Calculator
O- Ovulation

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